MWMB Podcast

LISTEN!  Y'All won't BELIEVE where we found the Raccoon!

In this week's audio podcast, Jim the Hammer is hyped up on cold medicine, which apparently is for sale now in 55 Gallon Drums. The Costa Concordia Captain goes to the brig...we're afraid he'll be skipper of the prison garbage scow within six years.  John Boehner says something, and Iowa Republicans think Joni Ernst, the Bread-Bag-Wearing-Pig-Castrating US Senator has what it takes to be POTUS!  The anti-Vaccination cause gets taken to its (ill)Logical extreme, and Raccoons show up in a pretty unexpected place...the frozen food section.  Don't Miss MWMB this week! 

Links to original sources are in the show comments...

Everybody knows that Putin is this show's hands down favorite, but this week the boys celebrate the return of our second favorite creepizoid, Dominique Strauss Khan. We head to France to peak in on his rape/prostitution trial. We also wonder at the inanity of Senator Thom Tillis, and his assertion that government regulations requiring restaurant employees to wash their hands after using the bathroom is oppressive and unnecessary. Another darling of the Republican Fringe, Rand Paul, said that he has known of cases where children wind up with mental disorders after getting a measles shot. Geoff has a great song about the Koch Brothers, and Jim decides that the world’s finest leader right now MIGHT just be Jordon’s King Abdullah.

This week: Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, Bart the Cat, Dogg the Plow Driver and more.

This week, the boys start off...well actually, that proves to be a lot harder than you'd think...talk about Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, watch while John McCain calls the cops on a bunch of hippies, wonder if Bart the Cat might be the best choice for president, and think about who THEY would bury if THEY could drive a snow plow.   All this, plus a new anti-Reagan song from Cabbage Patch Geoff on this week's episode of Middle Aged White Men Bitching.

The boys take on democracy’s great pageant: the State of the Union Address.  Alex is thrilled that Obama finally manages to close the barn door (after the horse has escaped and voluntarily checked into the glue factory). Speaker John Boehner experiences the ultimate Maalox moment. And are we the only ones who watched Senator Joni Ernst’s tight lipped grin, robotic response and thought of Nurse Ratched?  Also: Hillary does a (bad) Putin imitation, a husband bulldozes his wife’s house, and Jim comes up with this week’s salute to a British Birthday boy…  Put us on your IPhone and pretend you have friends for a while…that’s what we do!

WE DIDN’T MAKE IT UP
JONI ERNST
Pig Castrator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU
SOTU Response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMvkog_OBk
Farm Subsidies http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/sen-joni-ernsts-family-actually-received-more-than-460000-in-federal-subsidies/

HILLARY/PUTIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYC3_07d1o

BULLDOZER
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/House-Demolish-Woodlawn-Middletown-James-Rhein-Police-Wife-Bulldozer-289199611.html

BIRTHDAY BOY INVOICE
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360

This week, Jim (Right Wing) and Alex (Left Wing) check in at a “Muslim Free” gun range, ponder the notion of “Free Range Kids”, and Salute a school principal who urges her kids to through canned food at school invaders.  Plus, Cabbage Patch Geoff joins us for a song about the new Republican Congress… Download us and play us in the car on your iPhone, on your computer, or whatever…but don’t miss your weekly dose of American Style Crazy…right here on M.W.M.B.

 

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We don’t make this up…here are the links:

 

“Muslim Free” Gun Range

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/14/lets-check-in-with-the-muslim-free-gun-range-in-arkansas/

 

Free Range Parents

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/maryland-couple-want-free-range-kids-but-not-all-do/2015/01/14/d406c0be-9c0f-11e4-bcfb-059ec7a93ddc_story.html

 

Hillary Coloring Book

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/01/12/there-is-now-an-anti-hillary-clinton-coloring-book/

 

Canned Food

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/principal-seeks-food-cans-defend-school-intruders-28191214

The boys go full circle this week.  They start off depressed and disheartened over  the senseless violence in Paris, France where the rights to free speech come under attack by crazed maniacs,  and  arrive back home in Maryland, where a stupid moronic politicians gets absolutely SCHOOLED in what Free Speech means.  Along the way, Alex (the liberal) goes through a dark night of the soul as he is tempted to give into hate, and Jim (the conservative) deliverers a pretty damn good "we are all human" speech.   Also, Putin's Christmas Tree, Congressional Hula Hoops, and John Stewart's Nazi Cows.

Have fun..

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Ahmed the Cop

I am not Charlie, I am Ahmed the dead cop. Charlie ridiculed my faith and culture and I died defending his right to do so. #JesuisAhmed
https://twitter.com/aboujahjah/status/553169081424420864

Putin's Christmas Tree: Europe's Far Right & Putin get cozy

http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/12/26/371670726/europes-far-right-and-putin-get-cozy-with-benefits-for-both

US Congress: Raising Hourly Requirement for Insurance Coverage

 http://www.npr.org/2015/01/08/375799660/congressional-republicans-take-another-swing-at-obamacare

and DON'T MISS: KIRBY DELAUTER in the Fredrick News Post...
http://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter/article_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html

You won't BELIEVE how the Donkey dies.  Cohibas for EVERYBODY! Cuba is FREE (to visit).  Sony needs to grow a pair.  The return of Cabbage Patch Geoff.  Plus:  Is Valdamir Putin actually a robot?   And we get to listen to a short sample (fair use anyone?) of former policeman Jim's FAVORITE Xmas tune...  So download it to your Iphone, listen to it on that long sleigh ride to Grandma's House. 

Two average, everyday guys read the news of the day..and choke.  This week: Christopher Lee Sings a Heavy Metal Christmas.  Farmers bring their Sheep to the Effiel Tower. The USA unleashes the POWER of HIP-HOP on an unsuspecting Cuba. Chinese men feel the pains of giving birth.  And, of course, somebody slips Santa some spiked brownies... You DON'T want to miss this Show.   (PS- only ONE of these stories is not true)

The boys from MWMB break their two year silence and return to the control booth.  Jim's on the Left, Alex is on the Right....oh, no, wait, reverse that.  Both of them are FED UP with politics in America...in this show...the war on Christmas, Putin's Tiger, America's bright future...

A show from August of 2011.  I think this was the first time we used the song "I want a man like Putin" which has become a running joke on the show.