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The weirdest news, and stupidest politics we read this week. Middle Aged White Men Bit--- ah, Complaining.
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Tuesday May 12, 2015
Tuesday May 12, 2015
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This week, it seems as if EVERYBODY is a "Mile High" one way or the other. Alex is a mile high after playing the Bernie Drinking game with a campaign email from the Sander's campaign (He was drunk before he got through the first "HUGE" paragraph). A Russian space station was over a mile high, until it crashed. The right wing Texas legislature is trying to pass a law making it legal to get a mile high by smoking marihuana, because, well, apparently, God Wants it that way...and EVERYBODY in TEXAS must be High already, since they are signing on in droves to the Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy. And a couple takes part in a real live Canadian Air Show in their quest to join the Mile High Club!
Don't miss this show.
Monday May 04, 2015
Monday May 04, 2015
LISTEN: IT'S A HUGE SHOW!
Jim is back from vacation. We tackle the Royal Baby and speculate that Queen Elizabeth will not die, but become Robo-Queen, and Alex offers his explanations of why the Americans are so obsessed with the British Royals- it all comes down to our troubled teen years. Cabbage Patch Geoff tackles the Baltimore tragedy. Next, we climb a mountain with Kim Jung Un in North Korea, while a Russian biker gang tries to invade Poland...and THEN: BERNIE RUNS for PRESIDENT!! Lefties celebrate and MWMB comes up with the perfect Bernie Sander's Drinking Game...you won't sober up until the primaries are over! And then...we do our weekly salute to a 70 year old man...you'll never believe who he punched in the mouth!
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Monday Apr 27, 2015
Monday Apr 27, 2015
LISTEN: DAD FILLS IN AS CO-HOST
This week, conservative right-winger Jim takes a well-deserved break from the snow, ice and vicious polar bears of Canada. But just because he’s gone, don’t feel that he is forgotten, most of this show is just jokes at his expense. In Jim’s absence, Cabbage Patch Geoff fills in as co-host. My Dad and I talk alligators, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz and meet a man who got himself tossed back in prison, because he needed the HEALTH CARE! Plus we meet one of the dumbest rednecks we have yet come across here at MWMB. Would you try to kiss a viper? All that, and so much more. Take us along on your morning commute!
Saturday Apr 18, 2015
Saturday Apr 18, 2015
IT'S HERE: EPISODE 51!
This week, GOP Senators and POTUS hopefuls take up arms against the Government...which, uhm, is them, right? A man from Florida, yes, Florida AGAIN, lands his gyrocopter on the lawn of Congress...he wanted to spark a debate about the profligate spending of Washington...but instead, he sparked a debate in Congress on whether or not they should spend MORE money to protect themselves better. Putin pays his taxes...being the leader of All the Russias doesn't seem to pay very well...and we salute the late great Ian Gibson...an Ivory Hunter smushed by an Elephant.
Cabbage Patch Geoff is back with a song about Ted Cruz, too! Download us to your smart phone and let us take you on a Sea Cruise!
Monday Apr 13, 2015
Monday Apr 13, 2015
LISTEN: Our 50th Show...
This week we take a look at the political circus. SPOILER ALERTS: Hillary is GOING TO RUN! Nobody saw THAT COMING! Rand Paul announces what his announcement was going to be-- wait for it-- HE is ALSO running for President. Vladimir Putin outlaws internet memes and the US Senate votes to sell off public lands. This week's salute is great. Jim tells us a tense story of Nazi subs, the RAF, and a trip to the bathroom which went horribly, horribly wrong. Come, pull up a chair and listen to Jim's Tail of U-1206, the only U-Boat sunk by a malfunctioning commode.
Saturday Mar 21, 2015
Saturday Mar 21, 2015
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During this week’s visit with our trio of Grumpy White Men, we pay tribute to Congressman Aaron Schock, or as we fondly refer to him: Representative Schlock, and his Downton Abby inspired walls. Cabbage Patch Geoff sings a short, but indignant song about the alleged gag order from Florida Governor Rich Scott, forbidding state employees to mention “Climate change”. Plus, in our title story, we look at Operation Acoustic Kitty- the CIA’s attempt to train cats as spies (no, we didn’t make it up.) Plus, during this week’s salute to a Scottish Fisherman, we may have stumbled on the answer to the question: Where did Putin disappear to? Please give us a listen…and, if you can take the time, review us on ITunes.
Saturday Mar 14, 2015
Saturday Mar 14, 2015
LISTEN! THIS WEEK...
We stay (almost) completely clear of politics and focus on the odd and the ridiculous. A town in Alberta Canada outlaws swearing (and if you think that's BAD, Jim threatens to sing ALL of "Oh Canada"). What would happen to Alex if he were subject to that fine? Our guess is, he'd be broke. Time Magazine's Cover is artfully designed to suggest that Hillary Clinton is actually Satin in a pantsuit. Meanwhile, deep in the Heart of Texas, a Conservative Christian GOP Legislator suggests that it's time to Legalize Pot- Jim and Alex Find Religion. Cabbage Patch Geoff protests with song, and Jim uncovers the best come down for an anti-Vaxxer yet.
Put a dead Racoon in the microwave, open a beer and sit back with us for a few minutes...
Sunday Mar 08, 2015
Sunday Mar 08, 2015
LISTEN: WE PROMISE, IT'S FUNNY.* PUT THE BODY IN THE PICKUP TRUCK ( AND BRING IT ON IN )
This week: Free Range Parents Update. North Koren Leader bathes in "Knife Shower of Justice". Idiot in NJ proclaims "White History Month" (Even the Conservative and the Liberal agree on this...this guy is a dumb-ass.) Cabbage Patch Geoff sings an ode to Senator Inhofe. And not one, not two, but THREE criminals vie for our "Stupidest Moron In the News" weekly Salute... Folks, please don't miss "Put the Body In the Pickup Truck".
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Saturday Feb 28, 2015
Saturday Feb 28, 2015
LISTEN! This Week- A Snowball Fight on the Senate Floor. Global Warming completely debunked…
This week, Cabbage Patch Geoff (uber liberal) gets revenge-through-song on arch-conservative, Jim the Hammer. Despite the gangland style killing of his rival, Vladimir Putin selflessly promises to “personally” take charge of the murder investigation. Here at home, Scott Walker tells us that, after vanquishing the Kindergarten Teachers Union he is ready for ISIS. One of Obama’s cabinet puts his foot in it. Meanwhile, snowball fight breaks out on the floor of the United States Senate, and Alex issues a cry of despair – will he EVER grow up to be a REAL Republican Middle Aged White Male, or will morons like Walker and Inhofe keep forcing him back into the liberal herd? Plus, a Vulcan Salute. Crack open a beer, turn up the sound, give us a like and share, and enjoy this really ridiculous but heartfelt podcast.
Saturday Feb 21, 2015
Saturday Feb 21, 2015
LISTEN! It’s a Double Header this week. All our favorite Villains in one place!
In this week’s audio podcast: Anytime the boys know they can put Putin and Strauss-Kahn in the same show, they know it’s going to be a good week. Plus, the Wandering Hands of Joe Biden. Plus, Kim Jong Un’s new plane…Jim wants to call it Air force Un. Governor Scott “I ain’t got no Education” verses Howard “The Scream" Dean. Anti-Vaxxer Rand Paul makes a big announcement…about a big announcement.